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Marley Shelton:
Marley Shelton
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Information:
Name: Marley Shelton
Born: 1974-04-12
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
The Lowdown on Uptown (2004), Dallas 362 (2003), Lured Innocence (1999), Never Been Kissed (1999), Grand Theft Parsons (2003)
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Oscar De La Hoya:
Oscar De La Hoya Naked
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Information:
Name: Oscar De La Hoya
Born: 1973-02-04
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
The 2000 Billboard Music Awards (2000), Hollywood Squares (2000), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2000), George Lopez (2007), Mad TV (2000)
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
DennieCaldwelloh
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
FyfeChrisMartinhp
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
ArmondTorransOW
A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a
letter
arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her
diskettes.
IdenWessleyLg
Holton
sat down in a Green Bay
restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you
know whether the milk from
this dairy is pasteurized?"
"Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning
they turn the cows out to
pasture."
DotanSutherlandGS
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an
orange!
Have you tried playing squash?
BurhdonHufQ
'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it
?'
'Next!'
JulesCallumVS
Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and
taking in in the morning
!
DaanNiccolosd
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
ErleStuVU
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching
band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A
trombone.
HadrianAmnonml